February 2012
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Does anyone else ever get fuckbuddy nostalgia?
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Reasons why today sucks:
1. I’ve got what seems to be the beginnings of a heinous earache.
2.I can’t find my lab manual for my physics lab.
3.I’ve got so much to do, for tomorrow, and I have yet to begin.
4. I’ve got a 3 hour chem lab tomorrow morning. JUST. FUCKING. PEACHY.
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WatchHEY! Support the release of this movie to the states. It looks amazing, and quite funny.
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I'm back
from mexico. My family and I stayed at an all-inclusive hotel, and thus enjoyed endless cocktails—including my personal favorite, the caipiriña—and damn good mexican cuisine. There was one unfortunate night where I got so drunk I was walked to my room by the bartender. I learned a lot about the general immutability of human nature through attempting to converse in garbled Spanish and...
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“Don’t think
that I don’t know
that as you talk to me
the hand of...”
– Sous-Entendu by Anne Stevenson
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I apologize
for the recent onslaught of barbie photos.
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Do you ever
lose faith in humanity? We will never be in accord. I fucking hate this place. I’m moving to the moon.
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Just to clarify
I do not hate men. On the contrary, I think they’re lovely. I hate sexist humans who incite discord between the genders for the sake of…what? laughs? Why can’t we just love and fuck without all of these put-downs and gender warfare?
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"why is this bitch not in the kitchen making me a...
Oh, I see you’ve stopped fapping long enough to post hackneyed sexist comments to facebook that pop up on my news feed. I find your Victorian sensibilities endearing—how is it that you’re still single?
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People I hate (an ongoing catalog of frustration)
People I hate:
1. Self-tanners
2. People who say “suppose-ablee” instead of supposedly
3. Also people who say irregardless (It’s a double negative, so you’re actually saying “in regards to”)
4. People who are loud in the dorm at night
5. Fucking construction workers that start at 1 am and don’t finish till 5 am
6. Whoever’s decision it was to make the construction schedule like this.
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REALLY?!?!?!
3 am construction, complete with cranes, jackhammers and lights? roommate turning the lights on and off? FUCKING REALLY?!?!
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