December 2011
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Part of me wants to go out on my roof for a cigarette, but the other part of me imagines falling off of my roof, landing in a position which (due to the fact that I choose comfort over coverage in the pajama department) I’d be naked outside with two broken legs….or alternatively, I’d be paralyzed and therefore unable to adjust my nightdress (shutup it’s cuter than it...
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How come when you say I’ve just got too much shit to deal with, I don’t want a boyfriend right now guys hear Keep asking me out. Eventually I’ll say yes? I know this sounds like a “convenient” problem, but to me it’s just fucking unbearable.
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and just like that
instant reblog. I’m gonna make a new tumblr and call it fuckyeahbloodonmyface.
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kamelrhetoricagain-deactivated2 asked: I'm free in mid city today after 5. What say you? Also, text me, I got a new phone and lost all numbers
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Hi
Thanks new followers. I didn’t realize I jumped from 14 to 18. On my way to internet fame.
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FEEL LIKE SHIT
Think I need a shrink.
Or maybe I’ll just buy a plane ticket to the middle of nowhere America, and try to forget everything.
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If you're ever feeling embarrassed about something...
…don’t. I promise you my friday night was worse.
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Goodnight Tumblr
Goodnight silly whores and sanctimonious hags;
Goodnight political desk-jockeys and shark enthusiasts;
Goodnight shameless self-promoters and hopeful nobodies;
Goodnight ironic non-entities and giggling trolls;
Goodnight angry post-punks and duckfaced tan junkies;
Goodnight porn spammers and well-dressed european kids on picnics;
Goodnight Tumblr.
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Someone come kidnap me.
My step-mom, Kerrie, repainted the porch TWO DAYS ago, and has still not lifted front door embargo. Today, I came in the front door—after checking that the paint was dry—and Kerrie was a bit miffed.
me: Ok, well if there are footprints in it, I will repaint it myself. Deal?
sm: Yeah right, you won’t do that.
Me: Ok. Well, I don’t know what you want from me, then.
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It's 6:30 am
Fuck it, I’m just going to finish season 3 of dexter, then go for a coffee.
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DOODS
I stayed up all night. And now I’m really twatting sleepy. And anemic as fuck.
BLERGHFLARGHSHRUM!
What if Gwen said "papayas" instead?
inothernews:
This shit is papayas.
p-a-p-a-y-a-s.
This.
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You know what sucks?
Having an unrequited crush on someone*, and then watching them get indie-famous.
(…And the worst part is that he’s actually really talented. The fucker.) *He’s the one with the longish hair and crustache. I met him in a poetry class. We were friends for a while, and then I told him I how I felt. Shit got awkward. Haven’t really talked since.
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To every boy who wants to fuck without condoms:
you’ll never know the fear in the pit of your stomach when you’re a day late;
you’ll never know the embarrassment of waiting in line at wall-greens with a pregnancy test;
you’ll never go search aborted fetuses just to see the gravity of what you might have to do;
you’ll never have to relive that night over and over in your head, wondering why you weren’t just...
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